Since you asked

Why do you have a FAQ? Nobody ever reads these things.

You’re probably right.

Can you design something for us for free? We’re a non-profit.

Sorry, no. I currently have 3-4 charitable and/or non-profit organizations to which I donate my time and services. I am not taking on any additional donation work at this time.

Hey, I heard about this logo contest, you can win a t-shirt!

Thanks for thinking of me, but I have enough t-shirts. And exposure.